Stop guessing
Is my marketing working?
Find out exactly where your enquiries and customers come from, what each one costs, and what to do more of, with simple numbers and AI that explains your data in plain English.
“I think most of our work comes from Facebook. Or is it word of mouth?”A hunch
“Google brings our best customers. Facebook costs three times as much for each one.”A fact
Same business. Tap to see what changes.
Sound familiar?
Tap the ones that sound like you
Each card flips to show what it looks like after the course.
Tap a card to start.
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What does each customer cost you?
Move the sliders to match your business. The numbers are yours.
It costs you
to win each new customer, including your time
- Your real marketing cost a month
- Sales for every £1 you put in
This counts your time as well as your spend, which most people leave out.
Step by step
What you’ll do, and what you’ll have
Six short steps. Every one ends with something you can use straight away.
STEP 1 OF 6
The five numbers to track
STEP 2 OF 6
Track where every enquiry comes from
STEP 3 OF 6
Set up Google Analytics and Search Console
STEP 4 OF 6
Ask AI to explain your data
STEP 5 OF 6
Work out what each customer costs
STEP 6 OF 6
A ten minute monthly check
Why this step, and why now
Where this sits on your journey
Coming soon
Be first to get it
Join the waiting list and we’ll tell you the day it launches. Academy members get it free, the moment it’s ready, along with every other course.
Pink Elephant website clients: you’ll get it free too.

Hello, I’m Henny
25 years of marketing that works
I built my own product business and got it stocked by JD Williams, Freemans and over 100 independent shops. I’m a Growth Hub Premier Partner and I run Pink Elephant Media and HM Consultancy. Every Academy course is the same thinking I use with my 1:1 clients, built around your business.★★★★★ 60+ five star reviews on Google
Questions
People ask
When will it launch?
We’re building it now. Join the waiting list and you’ll be the first to know.Do I need to do anything first?
You need some marketing running to measure. Do as much of the 7 step journey as you can first.Do members pay extra?
No. Academy members get every new course free the day it launches.Don’t have time for videos?
Every course comes with a quick guide booklet you can download and work through at your own pace.Ready when you are